Three Kinds of Crazy

"Boys are crazy," Baby Girl announced.

"Well," her brother replied, "there's crazy, and then there's crazy."

She frowned. "What do you mean?"

He ticked it off on his fingers. "There is the good kind of crazy, like Einstein, there is the bad kind of crazy, like super villains, and then there is the other kind of crazy."

"Other kind?"

"Yes, he nodded. "Like 'There's a banana walking down the hall' crazy."

Chicken and Noodles

Things have been hectic around here lately, and I have not had time to do the regular grocery shopping. I found it necessary to send my better half to the store. He did have a list, but when there is a good deal to be had, my husband likes to take advantage. Chicken was on sale.

Usually this would not pose a problem, but someone had inadvertently left my freezer door open the previous week and everything in it had to be tossed out. So it was empty. Until the chicken arrived.

Some people say they could eat chicken every day. No one at my house seemed to mind a bit. I did change it up, making different dishes. You can do a lot with chicken. Not a single complaint was heard, and whatever I prepared disappeared with regularity.

One day I put a bowl of chicken and noodles in front of my son. After he had taken a few bites I asked, “How is it?”

He stirred it around with his spoon and answered, “Tastes like chicken.”



A man reaps what he sows.
Galatians 6:7

Calculations

My second son is a student at the local university. Like most young men his age, he has often shown a lack of understanding in the area of money management. Things got tight for him recently when financial aid dried up.

"Mom," he announced, "I looked at my bank balance and did some calculations." He sighed, "I'll have to get a job before I can buy a new camera."

Guess that college education is paying off.


The plans of the diligent lead to profit
as surely as haste leads to poverty.
Proverbs 21:5 NIV

Dusty

One day, Baby Girl and I were having a fun time combing and curling, trying out various hair styles.

I struck a pose and asked her, "How does my hair look?"

She twisted her little mouth to one side and studied my new 'do'. "Well," she said, "it's a little dusty."

I examined my reflection in the mirror and realized that my locks did, indeed, appear to have a dusting of silver.

The silver-haired head is a crown of glory,
If it is found in the way of righteousness.
Proverbs 16:31 NKJV

Night Hazards

When my oldest took Driver's Ed, he was asked to list five hazards of night driving. His response of "black cows in the road" pegged him as a true country boy. While to most folks, black cows don't seem all that dangerous, if you have ever had to drive on pitch dark roads in cattle land you might agree with his answer.

Know the country you are in and you can more easily identify the dangers ahead.

The rich and poor have this in common:
The Lord made them both.
A prudent person foresees danger and takes precautions.
The simpleton goes blindly on and suffers the consequences.
Proverbs 22:2-3 New Living Translation

Everybody Gets a Gift

A stack of wrapped Christmas packages sat on the kitchen table amongst scraps of brightly colored paper and snips of gold ribbon.

Baby Girl smiled. Her tone had a certain air of satisfaction when she said, "I like Christmas better than my birthday because everyone gets a present."

How wonderfully true that is. All we have to do is claim it.

For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counselor, The mighty God, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace. Isaiah 9:6 KJV

For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God.
Ephesians 2:8 KJV

Beauty Tip

I waited for my turn in the bathroom. A young lady, not quite old enough for make-up yet, gazed into the mirror and patted her blonde coif. After she dug a tube of glitter gloss out of a darling little Hello Kitty purse, she proceeded to apply a shine to her mouth. She smacked her lips together a few times and said, "Always use a mirror when you put on lip gloss." Her reflected image arched a brow at me, "Or people might ask you why your chin is greasy."

The sweet smell of perfume and oils is pleasant,
and so is good advice from a friend.
Proverbs 27:9 NCV